MAK ENGKAU...

yo momma's so fat
if you wanna see her neck, she got to lean back till her head touches her big ass.

yo momma's so fat,
when she farts, it registers 6.7 on the Richter scale

yo momma's so anal,
when she farts, it sounds like Minnie Mouse.

yo momma's so cheap,
she makes y'all pay cover charge at family reunions.

yo momma's so stupid,
they let her park at the "Handicap" lot.

yo momma's so fat,
the firemen rushed to save the grand piano instead of her when your house caught fire last year.

yo momma's SO fat,
the fire is still burning!

OI! pasal mak jangan main eh! (read: OI! why you gotta bring my momma into this?)

ain't got nothing against yo momma, just letting off steam that's all. peace y'all!