the.funky.jengers.

"boleh jalan pengsan john... tapi kena maintain. pasal kalau mengaku lost dah tak macho..."
- Tuan Rumah

Attack Of The 'Two-Litre-Terror'.
that night was a clash of the titans part I (though it's prolly part II or III for Tuan Rumah) and while both emerged unscathed and left the coliseum with their heads held up high, i gotta tell you balls, it was a long whacked out cab ride home back to the north.west. kadang-kadang macam tengah naik bot kat tengah laut pun ader, macam tengah dalam bullet train pun ader, macam kat dalam teksi apek cheena pun ader.

all i gotta say is; y'all, from the west coast to the east coast; RESPECT. aight...

Cameo Appearance By KAKAK DANCER
(Feat THE RELUCTANT ROLLER).
maybe it was the pants, maybe it was the funky track playing on his record player, maybe the mamak slipped a little something something into the kuah rojak but all i know is it got her to her feet dancing a la 'a night at the roxbury'. UNFORGETTABLE. she certainly strikes me as someone who could use a little bit of greens in her diet. just for colour... heh

the 'kucing kuraps' got me going
jamal 'ah-bedal-lah' blew me away
but, rosemaria...
she i "heart"

and the crowd goes... "SAPA SIOL ROSEMARIA? rosemariaM aku kenal lah..."

unravelling the untruth.

How do I tell you that I don’t know now if I want this anymore. How do I tell you that you shouldn’t have given me time to pause and think because now I’m entertaining thoughts that I thought are beyond my reach. how do I tell you that you shouldn’t have faltered because now I think I’ll dare to dream. and leave behind all this. Leave behind the parents who will never be satisfied, leave behind the appetite that will never be sated and the boyfriend who will never be placated.the job that is mundane and the concerns that are inane

how do I tell you that maybe I want to leave 'you and me'. how do I tell you that just maybe I’ve had enough of your vacillating between ‘me’ and we.

How do I say what’s running through my head as we spoke of the weather and what we had for dinner and how much we miss each other.


How did something so sweet get so bitter.

How are you today my dear, how i wish you are here.