shooting blanks

i've never been to a shooting range. the closest i ever got to a gun was when the boys and i played paintball months ago. but i have to say i know ALL about shooting blanks.

it's got to be the most delicious, naughtiest, guiltless fun you can have. see, when shooting blanks, you can enjoy the same evil, callous intent of a supposed cold-blooded loaded gun-type of shooting spree but without having to shoulder the repercussions or collateral damage.

bestkan...?

ambiguity has got to be God's greatest gift to the garrulous.