confessions of imelda marcos

i have, at last count, 86 pairs of shoes.

an in-depth psychoanalysis of my collection led me to this hypothesis; that there's a parallel between my relationship with my shoes and my friends.

*at this point, the author realises that it's 6.01pm and she's been at the office since 7.12am this morning so she sees no reason why she should stay on longer*

to be continued...